Random Thoughts #2

Random Thoughts #2

-I think I'm going to start saying "the right-foot side," or maybe "the right-eye side" since it sounds kind of cooler. I mean, it's the same thing as "the right-hand side," right?

-I wouldn't want to be a pirate, For one thing, they have horrible health plans. You lose a leg, and they give you a stick. You lose a hand, and they give you hook. Scurvy isn't too awesome either. Then again, I also wouldn't want to be a pirate recruiter. "Yes sir, we offer our pirates only the finest eye patches. Feel how silky smooth that is? Just imagine that being tied to your heads 24/7! If you're going to lose an eye, you might as well do it with us!"

-I saw a poster at school the other day stating that if the members of a certain club would pay their $20 club dues, then they would use the money to provide free pizza at the meetings for everyone who paid. That's a pretty good deal, I think. Free pizza for just $20. Pizza ABSOLUTELY FREE for only $20 dollars! Suddenly, I'm not so sure about the meaning of the word "Free."

A Few Random Facts About Me

-I don't know where it tops out, but The governor on my car lets it go somewhere past 130 MPH, or, um, so I've been told... (cough, cough).

-As a kid, I once I developed an experiment to determine the truth about the tooth fairy. I was somewhat disappointed, but science won out. Maybe I should have submitted that for the first grade science fair...

-I used to be afraid of spiders, then I saw Arachnophobia, and it cured me.