-It would be nice if cars ran off cookie dough. Then it would smell amazing everywhere you went!
-"When I was younger..." is a horrible way to start a story. Really, any story you can tell about yourself happened when you were younger, unless you are telling a story about how you are telling a story right now, but that's just lame. Never tell that story. People with think you are just narrating for yourself or something.
-Why would any one get laser surgery when they could wear a monocle? Monocles demand respect! Walk into any room wearing a monocle and you are instantly cooler than everyone else.
A Few Random Facts About Me
-As a kid, I had a pet newt. I named him Gingrich.
-In 5th grade we were assigned states and told to research them then make a parade float from a shoe box for our state. Instead I decided to convert our red radio-flyer wagon into a large ridable float, complete with a model rocket "missile launcher" in the back. I got a 'B' and the teacher said something about not following directions... I still think my float was the coolest.
-My current pull up record is 33.
Friday, December 12, 2008
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2 comments:
You are crazy, I love it. I hope you are having fun with the fam.
:)
I once had a newt, too. His name was Eddie. We went on vacation one day, and when we got back there were kitty footprints all over the counter next to the tank and Eddie was gone...
I think my mom was secretly overjoyed.
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