Every story needs to start with a good solid foundation. Here's me at a glance.
-My favorite turtle is Leonardo
-I'm a sucker for dark, silky, straight, hair.
-I find pull-ups to be therapeutic.
-I can charge you dollar for anything.
-You owe me a dollar.
-My life ambitions include learning to do the splits, using a fire extinguisher, and sneezing with my eyes open.
-My dog has bit me twice, once on a first date. Stupid dog...
-I am a hopeless romantic, a broken casualty of love, and single.
-I play the guitar, and when no one is around I sing quite well. In the presence of friends, I tend to tone it down.
-I have weighed about 165 pounds for the last 5 years.
-I have naturally wavy hair, but I hide it.
-I served in three different missions.
-I love the summer, don't care for summer fashions, hate winter, and love winter fashions.
-There's just something about a girl in skirt...
-One day I will rule the world.
-People keep inventing my ideas before I do, but not for long.
-I am a connoisseur of fine ice creams.
-It drives me crazy when people use an ellipsis after EVERY sentence...
-6 hours of sleep is average, 4 hours is short, 8 hours is never enough.
-I always know when to use who and whom.
-I speak/read/listen in English half the time and Greek the other half.
-I studied French for five years. I have used it a total of zero times.
-My favorite color is blue, and it's definitely better than your favorite color, unless your favorite color is glow-in-the-dark.
-When I was younger I wanted to be a superhero when I grew up.
-I think the term "when I grow up" is outdated at this point in life.
-I would like to travel the world, I just need a good excuse.
-I don't really care about money, so long as I have enough.
-I have maybe three or four friends who are guys, and A LOT more who are girls.
-I acknowledge that all guys smell funny and are jerks, except for me. I wear cologne.
-I have never been home sick, and I don't generally miss people when they are away.
-Chuck Norris is my hero. Not really, but Chuck Norris jokes are pretty awesome.
-I got certified as an advanced scuba diver and spent a week at sea on a whim.
-One day I hope to take up hang gliding. In the meantime I plan to take up kitesurfing and sky diving.
-I am probably the most easygoing guy you will ever meet. Sometimes that comes across as me -being indecisive. Sometimes I AM indecisive.
-I have no preference over creamy or chunky.
-I generally tend to go for younger girls, but not always.
-I'm 24, but I still feel like I'm 22. Most people would probably guess that I'm younger than 24 anyway.
-I often mispronounce the word "color," or rather, everyone else does and I tend to say it like it's spelled.
-I spent a semester of high school Calculus programming "World Domination Black Jack" on my calculator.
-I am not a nerd. I am a geek.
-My favorite food: undecided. My least favorite food: undecided.
-I rarely watch a movie twice.
-I never liked the Power Rangers growing up.
-I own an oscilloscope.
-I played center on my high school hockey team. Hockey, I miss you.
-My first crush was named Andrea. Her favorite color was green.
-I can handle the truth. Actually, I prefer it - always. Just say it!
-I will say I'm sorry first.
-I once cheated in fourth grade. I immediately regretted it and never did it again.
-Ice cream and slurpees are meant to enjoyed year round.
-I like ducks, and feed them bread often.
-I love a cool breeze on a warm day.
-I have a talent for twisting words and jumping to ridiculous conclusions when I'm looking for entertainment.
-I like helping people, especially when it's not expected.
-I can play "With my Freeze Ray" on the guitar (from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog).
-I have a board of advisers. They told me to buy a purple shirt and a purple sweater. I did. I will wear them too.
-I am perpetually late.
-My dad can beat up your dad, but he wouldn't. He's a nice guy.
-I still watch cartoons.
-I find junk food to be unappealing.
-Ice cream isn't junk food.
